Come on! We've got to find some way to outlast this storm.
SHIPWRECK
The sand'll tear us to pieces unless we get under this sail!
MUTT
Hey, a sand igloo. Maybe we'll make it after all.
EXT. DESERT - DAY
FLINT
The storm's passing.
SHIPWRECK
Then let's get back on the road! Thrusters on!
SHIPWRECK
Avast, ya sand lubbers, we're free!
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - OVERCAST
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - HANGAR
COBRA COMMANDER
The Weather Dominator has broken into its three component parts, each of which has fallen into a remote and dangerous part of the earth.
COBRA COMMANDER (CONT.)
The ion correlator now lies somewhere on the Island of No Return. You, Zartan, and you, Baroness, shall lead the search there. Assemble your troops and leave at once.
EXT. COBRA TEMPLE - OVERCAST
BARONESS (O.C.)
Cobra!
EXT. OCEAN - ISLAND OF NO RETURN
WILD BILL
Yee-hoo! There she is, pardners, the Island of No Return. Hey, how's it look from seaside, 'Pedo?
TORPEDO
Really bad, man. Really bad. And just to keep us from gettin' bored, here come the serpents you love to hate.
BARONESS
G. I. Joe is here! We must recover the piece of Destro's Weather Dominator before they do! Cobra!
TORPEDO (O.C.)
Yo Joe!
JOES
Yo Joe
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMAND CENTER
SCARLETT
The second piece of Cobra's weather control device came down here....
INT. COBRA TEMPLE - COMMAND CENTER
COBRA COMMANDER
...the Palace of Doom. Major Bludd?
MAJ. BLUDD
Yes, Commander?
COBRA COMMANDER
You will retrieve the hydromaster, the second component of the Weather Domiantor.
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra!
DESTRO
And what about the third fragment, Cobra Commander, the laser core itself?
COBRA COMMANDER
We must prepare well for its recovery, Destro. Whoever recovers the pieces of the Dominator and reassembles them first will control the fate of earth. It must be us!
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - COMMAND CENTER
SCARLETT
We've got to put their weather control device back together so we can stop this.
GUNG-HO
The whole cotton-pickin' planet's gone ape!
SCARLETT
Lady Jaye, you'll lead the assault on the Palace of Doom, and....
Flint, where ya been?, Hey, Junkyard, good boy!, Mutt, you old cattle-cleaner!, Welcome home!, etc.
LADY JAYE
We all kept hoping you'd make it back, Flint.
FLINT
Well, that, that means a lot, uh, knowing your buddies miss you, I mean.
SHIPWRECK
She's your buddy?
FLINT
This is Shipwreck, and he saved our necks, Lady Jaye.
SHIPWRECK
I'd rather save yours.
LADY JAYE
Thanks, but we've got a world to save first. Yo Joe!
INT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - HANGAR
SHIPWRECK
Mind if I join up?
FLINT
Like the saying goes, two's company, but three's a regiment.
EXT. JOE HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
EXT. DESERT - NIGHT
ROADBLOCK
Nice kitty. Be good, and Roadblock will show you where to find some giant mice.
ROADBLOCK
Cats can climb, but they can't fly!
INT. TRUCK - TRAILER
ROADBLOCK
That was too close.
ROADBLOCK
I heard you, and when I see you, you'd better be friendly.
ROADBLOCK
Well, anybody all tied up in a Cobra truck has got to be my kind o' man.
HONDA LOU [Sally Julian]
Cobra trucks, my hush puppies. These are my trucks, mister. Every one of 'em loaded and paid for by your truly, Honda Lou West, president and manager of Wild West Haulin'.
ROADBLOCK
You're a girl!
HONDA LOU
Congratulations. You figured that out so fast, you must be a rocket scientist.
ROADBLOCK
Look, all I got from you is a truckin' commercial and a lot of sass. What about some thanks for untyin' your ropes?
HONDA LOU
Thanks for what? I'm still a prisoner, and Cobra's still got my trucks, full of finest vittles you ever did see.
ROADBLOCK
A truck full o' good eats, huh?
HONDA LOU
What's it to you, Jack?
ROADBLOCK
I'm hungry, I'm a gourmet chef, and the name's not Jack. It's Roadblock. I'm with G. I. Joe.
HONDA LOU
I don't care if you're with the tooth fairy! I... G. I. Joe? Mister Roadblock, gourmet chef, get ready to chow down. I do believe this is gonna mark the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
EXT. DESERT - NIGHT
EXT. OCEAN - ISLAND OF NO RETURN
CUTTER
Use extreme caution in landing on the reef! That coral is razor sharp and hard as steel!
CLUTCH
Now he tells me.
CLUTCH
Look out, or somethin'! Just look out!
BARONESS
Blast them off the reef, you fools!
BARONESS
Must I do everything myself? Attack! Attack! Attack!
WILD BILL
No need to fear what the lady can't steer! Bullseye!
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - REEF
CLUTCH
That's showin' her, Bill! Yo Joe! Way to go, guys! Now, let's kick in and get a detail started for the island!
EXT. OCEAN - ISLAND OF NO RETURN
TORPEDO
Secure your positions, pronto! Here's Cobra!
WILD BILL
Wow! Cobra's cut a channel through the reef!
CUTTER
We'll beat 'em to it! Yo Joe!
BARONESS
Cobra!
BARONESS
Look out for that whirlpool!
CUTTER
Hang on!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra company, halt! The scanner indicates the fragment we want is inside that large structure, there. Legend may call it the Palace of Doom, but I call it a simple military objective.
RECONDO
Stay close to me, men. And remember, from here on, silence.
RECONDO
Ready, Flint?
FLINT
Ready, Recondo.
FLINT
Yo Joe!
JOES
Yo Joe!
COBRAS
Cobra!
RECONDO
Yo Joe!
MAJ. BLUDD
I'm caught in a pincers movement! Send in support.
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra!
LADY JAYE
Their robots are moving into the city ahead of us. I think a small team could break through this firefight and beat them to the weather fragment.
FLINT
What kind of team do you have in mind?
LADY JAYE
Yours truly, Shipwreck, and Gung-Ho.
FLINT
Gung-Ho? You were supposed to stay back at Headquarters.
GUNG-HO
What? And miss a fight?
FLINT
Okay, go for it!
RECONDO
Release PAC/RATs now! Don't let any of those robots get near the temple!
INT. PALACE OF DOOM
GUNG-HO
Wow. I think I saw this place on The Late Late Show.
LADY JAYE
Look, there it is. The weather fragment.
EXT. OCEAN - ISLAND OF NO RETURN
CUTTER
The whirlpool's too strong for our engines! The ship's breaking up!
TORPEDO
Hang tight, Cutter, baby. I just got a mean idea.
TORPEDO
They don't call me Torpedo for nothin'! Yo Joe!
CLUTCH
Hit the deck!
WILD BILL
Yeehoo! Now, that's what I call a plumb unhappy landin'!
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - REEF
CUTTER
We're stalemated! Torpedo, you got anymore mean ideas?
TORPEDO
Negatorie, good buddy.
SPIRIT
Freedom and I will go to the Island of No Return.
CUTTER
I'm tempted to let you try it, but it's impossible.
SPIRIT
Possibility and impossibility are states of mind. In my mind, there is only the possible.
CUTTER
Fire sea sled!
TORPEDO
Good luck, Spirit.
BARONESS
We must get past them and reach the Island of No Return.
BARONESS
Zartan, where are you? I order you to respond to my orders! Zartan, answer me at once!
TORCH
Ain't you gonna answer the lady, Zartan?
ZARTAN
When it serves my purpose, and not before.
INT. PALACE OF DOOM
SHIPWRECK
Avast, mates. Trouble topside!
SHIPWRECK
Sufferin' seaweed! I don't think he's too crazy about visitors!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
MAJ. BLUDD
Now we'll clear out the Joe Team and claim what is rightfully ours! Destroy and retrieve!
INT. PALACE OF DOOM
LADY JAYE
We're trapped, and he's really mad!
SHIPWRECK
Look at the bright side. At least he's not wearin' shoes.
GUNG-HO
This could be our only chance. Let's go for it!
EXT. ISLAND OF NO RETURN - DAY
SPIRIT
Freedom, so much anguish over a piece of wreckage.... I feel another presence.
STORM SHADOW
That presence feels you as well. Cobra!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
TRIPWIRE
Flint, get set to scramble and ramble!
FLINT
What is it, Tripwire?
TRIPWIRE
My detection device has picked up a mucho earthquake rolling our way. It must've been triggered by the freak weather around the world.
FLINT
Great, and Lady Jaye and the guys still inside the Palace of Doom!
INT. PALACE OF DOOM
SHIPWRECK
Keep movin'. Maybe they'll forget about us.
SHIPWRECK
Scratch the forget part.
SHIPWRECK
Now I know what I always hated about dry land: no place to dive!
EXT. JUNGLE - PALACE OF DOOM
MAJ. BLUDD
Retreat! We must save ourselves!
GUNG-HO
Jump it, Lady Jaye! Time's runnin' out!
LADY JAYE
Gung-Ho, you're a handy guy to have around.
MAJ. BLUDD
Cobra!
LADY JAYE
Flint! Get us out of this!
FLINT
Come on! Now! This place is shaking like a ten-cent milkshake!
